Big Hold Night

Tonight I am going to drink and hold until I wet myself! I'll keep you posted. I am going to write down everything I drink just to keep tabs on how much I will be holding once it passes through my system.

Dangerous combination leads to desperate bladder

It is taking a lot of my strength and all of my willpower not to pee myself as I am writing this blog post. This afternoon I guzzled a combination of pop and water while I was at work. I peed just before I started for home but haven't peed since. Now my bladder is really full but I am going to hold it for as long as I can.

My goal is to hold while I am watching tonight's episode of "Lost." I will wet myself before I tear myself away from my favorite story just to relieve myself.

I will report more later.

Whatta Move

Here is a photograph of a gymnastic caught wetting herself while performing. What fits better? "The Show must go on" or "When you gotta go, you gotta go?"

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/603-leak.htm

Bladder Holding contest

Check out a story on the HoldingIt Board called "The Million Dollar Bet" during which the main character-a female-competes in a series of bladder holding contest for a million dollars.

Here's an excerpt:

Another half an hour passed and she was now frantic to pee. She could feel her legs starting to quiver as she clenched her muscles tighter and tighter. The bulge of her bladder felt excruciating but she consoled herself with thoughts that every other girl must be feeling the same. Minutes ticked slowly past and every girl on the stage was now grimacing with desperation. Another suddenly gave up and dashed off stage. Just the sight was too much for another. Shelly willed herself to hang on just a bit longer. Her hand strayed across her stomach. She was longing to plunge it between her legs and would have done anything to be allowed to do so. Suddenly another girl gave up, this time not making it off stage, but squatting on stage and letting go a burst in her knickers.

I enjoyed this story not just because it was such a turn on, but because of its excellent pacing and the detail that went into each scene. It was pure

Survey show that some workplaces restrict bathroom time

A poll conducted by Ex-Lax (?) found that a majority of people working in Great Britain refrain from using the bathroom at work either because of restrictions or the conditions of the facilities.

A November 2002 poll of more than 1,000 staff found over half (54 per cent) of British workers are too busy to take toilet breaks. The Ex-Lax sponsored research also found 1 in 4 were put off by the condition of workplace bathrooms, with almost 1 in 4 (18 per cent) saying there was not enough privacy. (Read the full article here)

My first reaction is: Conducted by Ex-Lax? Certainly, if people are "holding it in" (not just pee), then they will probably need the "services" of an Ex-Lax product by week's end just to (ahem) clear the pipes.

Second, I'm not surprised by some of the jobs that are listed as experiencing bathroom restrictions. Teachers, bus drivers, and helpdesk workers are all in professions which make it difficult to step away on a moment's notice for a bathroom break.

This reminds me of a story I heard about a train conductor in Japan who felt the "call of nature," so he pulled down his pants and stuck his butt out the window in an attempt to relieve himself. He ended up falling through the window. I'm not sure, but I think he died from the fall.

The question there is why couldn't they just install a toilet for the train staff to use? It just doesn't make sense.

Bladder Holding games

DandC reports that he and his wife have been playing bladder holding games again. Why can't I be that lucky? Well, at least I was able to share in the fun via this person's posting.

What would you do if you had incontinence?

I just responded to an interesting question on the Holdingit discussion board. iloveholding asked "What would you do if you had incontinence?"

Wikipedia defines incontinence, or more specifically urinary incontinence, as the following:

Urinary incontinence, or enuresis, is the inability to hold urine in the bladder due to loss of voluntary control over the urinary sphincters resulting in the involuntary passage of urine. It is often temporary, and it almost always results from an underlying medical condition.

There are actually several kinds of incontinence. I'm not going to get into them here, however. I think that iloveholding was referring the more severe types where a person just plain can't control themselves, and not, say, stress incontinence where you pee yourself if you sneeze or pick up something heavy.

I would probably be in favor of some kind of temporary incontinence just so it wouldn't take so long for my bladder to become really full and desperate. If someone told me that I was going to experience incontinence for the next seven days--say that I was taking a medicine that had side effects--then I would try to spend as many night as I could drinking lots of water, holding, and then wetting myself uncontrollably. Were I to suffer permanent incontinence as the result of an accident, I would take advantage of this as much as I could. I would take pleasure in holding my bladder for as long as I could until I was forced to relieve myself in the adult diaper I no doubt would be wearing. I don't know if I would be able to just pee myself without really feeling the need to go, but perhaps this would change with time.

I was the first to respond to this topic on the HoldingIt board. On it, I wrote:

Incontinence would be a both a curse and a blessing for me. It would be a curse, because I wouldn't be able to hold as long as I'd like to, but at the same time it would be a blessing because I would have an excuse if anybody ever caught me after I wet myself. I could just explain that I have a condition, and then maybe they would understand--maybe they would even feel sympathy for me. Or, maybe they would confess that they have a thing for people who have wetting accidents and begin a long and very fulfilling relationship.